MEE POK TAH ...... (No, this is not a Singaporean porn site)
Mee Pok Tah Mai Hiam is a 37 year old Singaporean guy. This blogsite shares his views on his loves, pet peeves and basically any day-to-day stuff. He hopes this will help you see the lighter side of life's challenges and realise that life is good.
I'm going to share with you the secrets of my new trade.
Make sure you don't forward this to the ah neh.
1) Look for a free source of water. If the tap in your condo doesn't have a head, get one at the provision shop for $3 (cheap cheap good good). 2) Add 3 caps of car wash shampoo and mix well with water 3) Make sure suds form (as shown). If suds don't form, don't be cheapo, buy a better shampoo.
4) Apply suds evenly on car. Start from the roof of the car. Water flows downwards remember? If you do not know the concept of gravity, go to google and check keywords "Newton" and "Durian"
5) Don't be slack. Clean the rims also. Must make kilat kilat for chio bus to admire.
6) Clean sponge and use 3 pails of clean water to wash off suds. Start from roof of car again. Finish off at the car boot (as shown)
7) Using a piece of super high tech microfibre cloth**, dry the car. Make sure you wash the cloth to get rid of dirt when it gets wet and wring it damn dry before using again. Repeat until car is bone dry. (** you can use your SAF singlet too).
8) Must clean the inside of the car too Give it a complete wipedown with another piece of microfibre cloth. Start from dashboard, then the panels, then the doors. Wipe the leather seats last. Try not to press the horn while cleaning the steering wheel. Else the ah sohs in your estate may complain.
9) Last but not least, try to tidy the boot (if you can). 10) Pray that a bird doesn't shit on the car the moment you drive it out of the carpark.
How much are you prepared to pay for my car washing service?
