We've scraped the bottom of the barrel


Wah lau .... like that also can win ... sigh
Singapore has a population of 4 million.
Let's assume half are females- 2 million left.
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10% are between 18-25 years old – 200,000 left
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25% are taller than 1.70m – 50,000 left.
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20% are chio bus – 10,000 left
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20% are body beautiful – 2,000 left
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25% are thick skinned enough to join – 500 left
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20% are fluent and eloquent in English – 100 left
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25% are smart – 25 left
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20% don't suffer from stage fright – 5 left
With 5 potential candidates left, probably 1 is married – 4 left.
If cannot look like ah lian, we'll probably have only 2 left.
Probability that the 2 candidates, possessing all the above quantities, will be gian png (hard up) enough to join Miss Singapore / Universe content is 0%.
Are you still surprised we've not won the Miss Universe title before?
Wake up and smell the roses lah.....
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Will be in Macau for meetings till 29th May.
Not sure if I can log in from there.
Maybe all the place has are casinos and dancing gals (and no broadband connection) and I certainly won't complain :-)
Posted at 12:01 am by meepoktah
Lim Peh Kah Li Kong !! =>