Singapore has a population of 4 million.

Let's assume half are females- 2 million left.

• 10% are between 18-25 years old – 200,000 left
• 25% are taller than 1.70m – 50,000 left.
• 20% are chio bus – 10,000 left
• 20% are body beautiful – 2,000 left
• 25% are thick skinned enough to join – 500 left
• 20% are fluent and eloquent in English – 100 left
• 25% are smart – 25 left
• 20% don't suffer from stage fright – 5 left

With 5 potential candidates left, probably 1 is married – 4 left.

If cannot look like ah lian, we'll probably have only 2 left.

Probability that the 2 candidates, possessing all the above quantities, will be gian png (hard up) enough to join Miss Singapore / Universe content is 0%.

Are you still surprised we've not won the Miss Universe title before?