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Mee Pok Tah Mai Hiam is a 37 year old Singaporean guy. This blogsite shares his views on his loves, pet peeves and basically any day-to-day stuff. He hopes this will help you see the lighter side of life's challenges and realise that life is good.

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Friday, May 13, 2005
Letter to forum : Watching video while driving



My letter below to the ST Forum was published a few months back.
LTA reverted stating some crap that they are already enforcing it.
Wa lau ... if the enforcement is effective, I wouldn't be writing the letter.
Such are the iffy, cock-up responses of our bureaucrats.

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LTA should review in-vehicle video display unit policy

 

I refer to the response by Ms Alice Tan of the Land Transport Authority (Vehicle VCD player must have auto shut-off, 11 July).  I would like to know the measures LTA has taken to enforce the law that the vehicles with dashboard video display units (VDU) have an auto shut-off function.  Unlike a speeding car or driver using a mobile phone without a hands-free set, the traffic police from a distance cannot detect a dashboard VDU unit that is switched on easily.  As a result, many drivers have been breaking the law and getting away with it.

 

I would also like to request that LTA reviews the policy for dashboard VDUs.  If the principle of the policy is not to distract the driver when he is driving, then dashboard VDUs shouldn’t be allowed at all. The driver can view his program using backseat VDUs when the vehicle is stationary.  It shouldn’t take a needless loss of lives for the LTA to recognize the hazards posed by irresponsible drivers who watch TV while driving.



Posted at 12:01 am by meepoktah

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Thursday, May 12, 2005
Road Rage

The Singapore Road Bully

We've all read reports on road rage. I find some of these situations ludicrous. Can you really get so angry at someone for horning you as to wallop that person?

 

My wife's colleague, XL (not her dress size) and her hubby (KH) were looking for a parking lot in Jurong Point last Sat. In front of them was a Nissan Xtrial, stopped at the middle of a lane, waiting for a parking lot. Other cars couldn't pass and after 5 min, 10 cars caught behind started to horn. XL got out of her car and politely asked the mid 30's chinese looking driver,ZGR, to shift his car to the side. ZGR started to hurl obscene abuses at XL. When KH intervened, ZGR punched him in the face (KH: Kena Hoot) and hurled even more vulgarities. The couple demanded an apology. He sneered: "I'm going to park my car now and shop. Not going to waste time on you." When XL threatened to call the police ZGR dared them to do so and sauntered away nonchalantly with his wife and mum.

 

When the police came, they said the case was a civil suit ie. not a criminal offence. XL and KH were stunned! KH had just been assaulted.  The policemen did not want to log the case.  After arguing their case for 8 hours at a nearby NPP, the police are still considering whether to press charges.  When the police called ZGR, he offered to apologise.  This is what the chinese would call "No see coffin, no drop tear" (bu4 jian4 guan1 cai2 bu4 liu2 lei4). As KH was quite badly hurt, XL decided to press for charges anyway to teach ZGR a lesson.

 

This is silly isn't it? ZGR really lost his marbles. If he is charged by the police, he'll be jailed. There goes his career too.  If he can't control his temper in public, I think he's very likely to vent his anger on his wife and family in private, maybe physically. 

 

Why are the police reluctant to press charges? Simple lah. Need to do a lot of paper work mah.  This is an example of the inefficiencies of the system and the double standards in our statutes. While some ah beng is thrown to jail for road rage, police are considering letting the (surprisingly decent looking) ZGR get away scot-free.  This is not a criticism of our system. Just to point out the law is only as good as the people enforcing it. This is pretty common in the UK.

 

Lessons learnt:

1. Jurong Point is a road ragers hub.

2. Mata's pay is low, so don't want to do too much work.

3. You'd better have good friends who are lawyers and can help out in these situations.

4. Whackos with huge egos drive SUVs, esp X-trails.

 

But seriously folks, if you are angry and want to lash out at someone, take a deep breath and count to ten. The consequences of your outburst may be more far fetching than you think. I also believe we dish out disproportionate anger at those closer to us. For a same incident, we are likely to lash out at our family much harsher than our friends. Need to be aware of this and keep it in check. 

 

Here's a good one. My Korean colleague told me when 2 Koreans get into a car accident, they get out of the car and engage in a full on fist fight. After they are too tired to slog it out, they start assessing the damage and who's at fault.  Maybe ZGR is a Korean who married a S'pore wife. 



Posted at 12:01 am by meepoktah

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Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Robbie's Words Of Wisdom


Robbie The Livewire


Remember my colleague Robbie (the guy who interviewed the SQ gal: cf blog 25 Apr) ?

He's one of funniest guys I've met.

Robbie sings, dances and is a livewire at ANY party.

I have a lot of respect for this guy.

Despite being 10 years older than I am, he has more verve than I do.

 

Robbie shares his pearls wisdom from time to time.

Below is just one of them.

 

Hey, by the way, remember the letter I wrote to ST forum about posting pump prices at petrol kiosks?

It was published :-)

 

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Robbie Says
 

"In the past, I searched through the underwear to get to the butt

Now, I have to search through the butt to get to the underwear."


- Robbie on the evolution of undies.




Posted at 12:01 am by meepoktah

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Lim Peh Ka Li Kong


(Article forwarded by my Ah Beng Flen)


Steven Covey's famous 7 habits for successful people are nothing more than a free adaptation of Hokkien phrases.

So why pay thousands of dollars to listen to chao ang-mors like him when your parents, wives, husbands, and even the auntie-auntie who sweeps the floor, can give you that kind of advice every day?

 

Habit No 1: Be Pro-Active
Kin Ka Kin Chiew (fast leg, fast hand)

Zi Dong Darm Poh (be automatic a bit)

Habit No 2: Begin with the End In Mind
Ooh Tao Ooh Buay (have head, have tail)

Habit No 3: First Things First
Chik Hung Chik Hung Lai - Ban Ban Lai 
(One thing at a time, slow and steady); or
Cho Tow Seng (do first)

Habit No 4: Think Win-Win
Long Chong Ai Yarh (want to win in everything)

Habit No 5: Seek To Understand Rather Than To Be Understood
Cho Lang Ai Eh Beng Pek (you must be understanding)

Habit No 6: Synergize
Tai Kay Ai Hup Chop (all must co-perate)


Habit No 7: Sharpen the Saw
Toh Bua Lai Lai



Posted at 12:01 am by meepoktah

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Monday, May 09, 2005
Angels in our midst


I love nurses and doctors.

No, lah, not the game and not in that kinky way.

They are our unsung heros.

Well, some may argue that they are paid to do their jobs. 

In my opinion, unless you are altruistic to some degree, you can't work in a hospital.

 

I was a medic in the army.

As an instructor, I had the privilege to work in hospital wards alongside nurses and doctors for several weeks.

Imagine having to tend to patients round the clock, feed them, clean them, clear their waste etc etc.  Although the patients are mere strangers, the care they receive from the medical staff will not fall short of that given by any family member.

 

We were hit by SARS in 2003.

Docs and nurses did not shirk from their duties for fear of their lives.

Instead, they stuck to their guns to battle the deadly disease.

I'm not sure if I'd have the guts to do so.

Now that SARS is over, Singapore seems to have forgotten our angels in white.

I must admit I'm one of them until my mum in law was warded for her angioplasty this month.  Once again, i witnessed the selflessness and dedication of the medical staff.

 

If you have friends who are medical staff, drop them a sms now to thank them for their service to society.  Some of us will not be alive today had it not been for their hard work and labour of love.

 


Posted at 12:01 am by meepoktah

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Friday, May 06, 2005
I fired the ah neh....

Tools of my new trade



I'm sure many of us are familiar with the Indian, Sr Lankan or Bangladeshi worker who moonlights as a car cleaner in HDB estates and private apartments. 

 

I have a lot of respect for these guys.  They slog all day at a construction site and labour at night washing cars.  All this in order to provide a better life for their loved ones back home.

 

In 2002, an ah neh, let's call him Bangra, approached me and asked if I wanted to get my car washed.  Being the lazy person that I am, I was only too glad to give him the job.  Bangra charged $50 per month for washing the car 5 times a week.  His HDB counterparts charged $35.  Business was good.  Bangra washed about 30 cars in my estate, raking in at least $1,500 each month.  This is definitely more than the pittance he's paid as a construction worker.

 

I tell you, Bangra was the best.  My car was spotlessly clean each weekday morning because Bangra used a fresh pail of water for each car.  He did such a good job that I even passed him car shampoo to make his job easier.

 

In June 2004, Bangra mysteriously disappeared.  I think his work permit expired or he went home to get married and didn't come back. He handed his biz to another ah neh, Naboo.  Initially, Naboo's performance was on par with Bangra.  As the months passed, Naboo became slack.  He'd not show up at least once a week and the car was not washed properly.  His absenteeism increased to at least twice a week and he'd still demand full payment at the end of the month.  Also noticed the water in his pail is as dirty as kopi-o.  As any "good manager" would, I gave him performance reviews in Oct 04, Dec 04 and Feb 05. Taught him how to improve eg. don't use only one bucket of soiled and sandy water to wash 10 cars.  After a further 2 months of non-performance, I finally fired the ah neh.

 

My wife thinks I'm anal.  Apparently, none of my neighbours complained about him.  But I'm a strong believer of paying a man his fair wage.  He hasn't fulfilled his responsibilities for more than 6 months.  Maybe my neighbours, who drive big, powerful continental cars, don't think $50 is a lot of money.  Maybe they can tolerate irresponsible work ethics.  Maybe, just maybe, I'm anal.

 

Well, the verdict is still out there.  In the meantime, I'm washing my own car.  It is quite siong and troublesome, I must admit. But with the money saved, I can now afford to blanjah my blood sucking blog friends to bowls of meepok.

 

Hey, by the way, I caught Naboo checking out my car two nights ago.  He walked away looking defeated.  Don't pray pray.  Maybe I should moonlight as a car washer and force Naboo out of biz.

 

Loo4 Ai4 Wars1 Car Mai3 ?


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Thursday, May 05, 2005
Nicknames.... wouldn't life be less interesting without them?


 

Was at my mom's place over the weekend and I chanced upon my Sec 4 class photo.

It's been 17 years …… yet I still have extremely vivid and fond memories of the wild, hormonally charged days..

Being in an all boys school, my classmates and I were boisterous (some say girl crazy).

We made all, save one, of our female teachers cry through crude, tasteless pranks and pure rebellion.(Re the one who didn't cry, we heard rumours that she changed her name to John several years later).

As I looked at some of the impressionable faces in the pic, I struggled to remember their full names but could easily rattle off their nicknames.

Each nickname was unique and has absolutely no bearing to the persons they are today (I hope)

Sharing some of them with you in the following format:

Nickname – Why they were given it (Their occupation today)

 

Lap Cheong – self explanatory (doctor)

Small boy – No, not the opposite of Lap cheong.  He is boyish (doctor)

Salem – Looks like a smoker (Professional smoker?)

Uncle Toh(by) – Puts forth the best arguments with teachers (Judge …. don't pray pray)

Cock – Ask Lap Cheong why  (Doctor)

Monster – Ask the SCGS gals why (IT analyst)

George of the Jungle – He was quite cock (Doctor)

Miss Baygon – Protects himself (or herself now) with can of baygon  (fashion designer).

Ka Chng Face – Ditto (Business Manager)

Murdoch – As mad as the guy in A-team (doctor)

Goldfish – Auditioned for 'Finding Nemo' without a costume and succeeded (business manager)

God's gift to women – Not God's gift to women (Doctor)

Dog – follows CHIJ gals like one (Banker)

 

This goes to show, the more "cock" your nickname is, the more successful you'd be in your career :-)



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